Saturday, July 5, 2008

Flirting

I was walking down the street the other day when a cute young guy in a car totally checked me out* . I went by, then he drove up to me and said, "Wow, you've got a cracking figure!"
[ don't know if I've ever been described as 'cracking', so that's cool.]
He gave me his card, so I'd text him to have a drink.


ME: "Hiya. i'm madly making plans to go to france. b back in a week. rain cheque on that drink?"
HIM: "Hi tara ..u seem like a cool kind of lady ..so ur off to france !..nice!! Thanks for ur number ..! Ur very attractive and ye i luv busty babes !!"

His card said he does joinery, which I think is carpentry of some sort. But I think he probably moonlights writing copy for those ads at the back of magazines or very late night infomercials.

* actually, he checked me out the same way the skateboarding midget did. Now I wish I'd gotten the Little Person's card. Wonder what he does for a living?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed at your posts! Not too much happening here. There is something in the Yukon water, as both my roommate and I have had old flames calling us. I just had coffee with mine today, after 10 years. How it seems like time does and doesn't pass at the same time. Looking forward to the dance camp I am signing up for at the end of the month. I'm gonna learn hiphop, baby! Should come in handy with my paintball skillz. Glad you had some fun in Amsterdam! Take care...A

Anonymous said...

You are living life, Leduc. You go girl.