Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Conversation Starter

I'm staying with Glanville and family in Lincoln City, and found the above in a catalogue here. What sort of conversation would you start with this guy?
"Are all your family members pedophiles too?"
"Did they take the strait jacket off just today ?"

Notice it's adjustable...for all sorts of head sizes.
All this fun for $5.95. A bargoon!
Update: next day
I obviously need to focus my skills from The Secret in a more useful way, because wouldja lookit what I found in Newport, OR!!! Oh wow, the conversations that were started in the seafood fry-up restaurant where I had the Captain's Platter... OK, actually, mostly I heard people all over the restaurant saying things like, "Huh, is that a hamburger on her head?"

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